~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[VelaneDeBeaute]

That Zardari one was nice Nibz!
UFF! And there were too many in essay form - by the end, i lost track of the beginnings!

 

[CaptainDanger]

^ That was 1000th post in this thread...

 

[Minato112]

 

[Minato112]

8 Packs Of Hot Dogs !!!

 

[Minato112]

 

[Minato112]

How To Win Money Through Facebook

 

[Minato112]

Can you see this image moving If you say yes your among the group of crazies!!!

 

[Minato112]

 

[Minato112]

Dont Wrry!! Its A Fake One! The Artist Who Did This Is Very Good @ Painting

 

[Minato112]

Can U Try 2 Understand This Picture??

 

[Minato112]

More 2 come Insha Allah

 

[princessanum]

Girl: I love you
Boy: Same
Girl: why don't you say it
Boy: cause you will smile
Girl:so
Boy: you'll show you teeth
Girl: what's wrong with my teeth
Boy: they remind me of a song
Girl: really ( blushes ) what song? Tell me
Boy:Black and yellow, black and yellow

 

[princessanum]

There were 3 boys and they all liked the same girl.

They went to the girl's father to ask him what to do; the father said : "each one of you have to sit on an elephant for a kilometer : whoever's elephant doesn't kuk wins the girl !"

The 1st guy went, the elephant kuked.

The second one went, his elephant also kuked.

The 3rd one went his elephant never kuked so the two other boys ask him why didn't your elephant kuk ?

He said : "me no stupid, me no dumm, as a result I put a finger in the elephant's bum !"

 

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[Lyfroker]

nys ones

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[CaptainDanger]

1st Year Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class.
They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog.
The Professor put His Finger in Dog's Mouth & Tasted it in His own Mouth.
Then He asked the Students to do the Same.
The students Hesitated for several Minutes.
But eventually EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's Mouth & Tasted it.
When everyone finished, The Professor looked at Them & Said:
The most important Quality is 'Observation'.
I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the INDEX Finger.
Today U just Learn,
"How To Pay Attention" ..

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Every tear is a sign of
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Cutting oni0ns!
:-o ;-)
Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance! :-D ;-)
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Every smile is a sign of
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Daily brushing!
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Life is so simple
Don't make it complicated with difficult explanati0ns.

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BOTANIST 's wife delivered a baby.
Wife send sms:
'A NEW FLOWER HAS GROWN IN OUR GARDEN
.
Husband smiled and replied: 'ANDROCIEUM OR GYNECIEUM..?

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A smart lawyer said:
I learned Law so well, the day I graduated, I sued my university, won the case and got my tution fees back

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Beauty is AGELESS..
Love is BOUNDLESS..
Heartbeats r COUNTLESS..
&
Friends r BRAINLESS..
Oops!
I mean SHAMELESS!
Sorry.. USELESS.!
Damn...
what was d word?
Oh yeeaahh..
PRICELESS..
Dedicated to all my friends... They are priceless...

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[Abdullah Yousuf]

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[Abdullah Yousuf]

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other