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    FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury. . . . . . . Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
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    May/June 2012

    anyone completed english or maths
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    Boy: would u like to dance with me. Girl: sorry mein bachey ke sath dance nahi karti, Boy: Oh! sorry I dont know that u r pregnant
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    Boy: would u like to dance with me. Girl: sorry mein bachey ke sath dance nahi karti, Boy: Oh! sorry I dont know that u r pregnant
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    SHE: I waited so long for this. HE: Do U want me to leave? SHE: No. never! HE: Do U love me? SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do. HE: Did you ever cheat me? SHE: I would rather die than to do it. HE: Will you kiss me? SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure. HE: Will you hurt me? SHE...
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    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" He wrote "DUE...
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    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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    Gud morning SMS Dont listen to those who tell U: "Stop dreaming & face reality." Just keep telling yourself, "Keep dreaming & make it reality."
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    Things change with time Once a Lion came across a Pig and said, "I roar and the jungle fears". Pig replies, "Now a days I sneeze and the world trembles".
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    Define Guts Entering late in class having spicy hair color, I-pod in 1 ear, ph on the other side n saying 2 mam "Hey sweety dont wait 4 me, carry on BABY !
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    Height Of Laziness Dad: Y dint u go to the xam..? Son: Paper was tough! Dad: Widout going how do u know? Son: Paper leaked 2 dayz ago...!!
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    The wind, d wind, d naughty wind. tat blows d girls' skirt high dont think more:X3::eek: but god'z clever he sends d dust along d wind 2 close d boys' eyes!!
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    Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student? . . . . A Beautiful Teacher ;)
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    My Brave Childhood History I Kicked Lion's Face I Pulled Tiger's Tail I BroKe Cheeta's Leg I Threw Elephants Then The toy shop owner kicked me out
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    3 Best Ads... RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!" Forest Deptt: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!" Latest: "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in PLANE, but with BEER!!"
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    On the set of KBC... A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer. Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now! Boy reads out the question and the 4 options. Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone...
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    Newton new Theory in romantic mood..... Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" First law: "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a...
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    New Generation - Today's Students We go to school, to attend "CLASS" . C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently. At home, we have to "STUDY". S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube. In class, we're given "HOMEWORK." H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random...
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    In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire. A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position. The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He...
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    Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D . . Miss: shut up & get out. Babloo: miss mein bataon..? Miss: very good, batao.. Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna...
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