~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[GetSomeLife]

..... Hey.....that is just not true... Women know what they want!!

Not really
Besides, it's supposed to be a joke. Don't sweat so much

 

[littlecloud11]

Ah! story of my life =')

 

[littlecloud11]

Always =P

 

[littlecloud11]

 

[7th heaven ;)]

Not really
Besides, it's supposed to be a joke. Don't sweat so much

Oh right.... Maybe your right... It's supposed to be a joke

 

[Spidey21]

 

[Spidey21]

 

[Spidey21]

Im back!!

 

[étudiante]

Being busy is NO excuse for not excercising

 

[yousawinner]

 

[littlecloud11]

Not just that, i have to sing it too. Remember the nursery rhyme?

 

[7th heaven ;)]

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son, Jonathan

P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

 

[7th heaven ;)]

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[7th heaven ;)]

Why do we drink water???
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Bcs we cannot eat water!
(no clapping pls )

 

[7th heaven ;)]

Wht is 10 lettered and starts with gas?
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Ans: an automobile

 

[7th heaven ;)]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

[7th heaven ;)]

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[falcon678]

 

[GetSomeLife]

Without a doubt... I LOVE PEOPLE WHO POST IN THIS THREAD!