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~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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If Colombus was married he wud hav neva discovered America....
Cuz
Peechay se awaz aati....
kahan ja rahay ho?
kis k sath?
kya dariyaft karnay?
Main be chalun?
Wapis kab aao gay?
Ghar pe rehne main mout aati hai tumhe?
Meray liye kya lao gay?
Rozana fone kartay rehna..
Wapsi mai timatar or dahi letay aana.......
 
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3 sardars were out for a party. They forgot the bottles of soda home.

1st sardar to younger sardar : You go back home and bring the bottles of soda

Younger sardar: No, i won't. If i go back home you ppl will eat the sandwiches.

2nd sardar : No, we won't till you come back, you go now.

The whole day passed, both the sardar's were anxiously waiting for the younger sardar to get back. They were really hungry, it was evening:

1st Sardar: I knew he will not return, lets eat the sandwiches.

2nd Sardar: Yes, you are right.

He takes out the sandwiches from the basket...

Suddenly the young sardar jumps from behind the bushes :

"See, i caught u, i knew if i went you would eat the sandwiches :D"
 
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heyyyy.....atlaaast.....i can see zohaib posting some fun stuff.. :p :p
lolx
and wait...is it english translation of a joke of mine, i posted long ago in this thread.. :p
 

Nibz

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Both are different actually!
yar forgive him now, he (bechara) got sumtym to share sumthn funny, and u r pointing GHALTIYAN in it!!!
juz forget it!!!
 
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sardar jab bhee bathroom jata to darwaza khool deta...
people asked, y r u doing so??
he replied: mujay shak parta hai ka darwazay k nechay say mujay koi dekhta hai.!!!
:p
 
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ok, here is dirty one:-

sultan rahi: ay meray darwazay agay tat** kinay kiti aa??
mustafa qureshi: taiz aye see sohnaya, nikal gaye thaa kar k!!

:p :p
 
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yaar, meray dost, meray bhai.....
maine tab bhee mind nai kiya thaa....see that my those posts had funny smilies, not any one wid sarcasm or anger.. :)
but still, if u think, i was wrong, I APOLOGIZE!! :)
aur kuch?? :'(
 
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