~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

A person is on his death bed (in Mumbai) with his wife, Kids and a nurse beside him.

Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.
To youngest son : You are my youngest and dearest. I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.
To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.
Nurse gets quite impressed
nurse to wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.
Wife: What properties? He is not rich ...
Doodhwala hai..
he's distributing out responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning.

 

[meow meoww]

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[meow meoww]

 

[Kiara P.]

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment ._.

 

[muhammadali233]

 

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

 

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

OMG!!! Gibzy Khan

 

[hellen]

 

[hellen]

 

[hellen]

 

[hellen]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[muhammadali233]

and you can't stop mom

 

[muhammadali233]

 

[yasoob_shah]

Hahaha... Kuch tw khuda ka khauf karo molana sahib. xD

 

[muhammadali233]

Wkhan860 look what your one and only meera is saying meera ji xD

hamsheera?

 

[Zainab Azhar]

hamsheera?

idk what is hamsheera, but it has KHAN so bas
She is saying woh khan ki ha aur kya chaiyeh waleed ko Wkhan860

 

[muhammadali233]

idk what is hamsheera, but it has KHAN so bas
She is saying woh khan ki ha aur kya chaiyeh waleed ko Wkhan860

Wkhan860 bhout bara hath mara hai

 

[Zainab Azhar]

Wkhan860 bhout bara hath mara hai

love story toh kab ki chal rahi ha inn dono ki
shadi per ana app zuroor

 

[muhammadali233]

love story toh kab ki chal rahi ha inn dono ki
shadi per ana app zuroor

zarror aon ga wese